The Solar Ring

Behold our collection of marvelous actors starring in the most daring, most epic Joseph DeGolyer High School home movie since his digital debut of “Once you go fat, you never go back”. There have been a total of 4 projects from my high-school days that stick with me...
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Tie-Man (pt. 1)

Alas, Tie-Man. After my friends and I created this short, we had actual intentions of making a full-length movie (or at least a longer short), using these characters. In fact, I wrote a script for it, and my friend Andrew wrote two sequels! We can talk about that...
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Death by Skull

I don’t remember what movie I was watching, but there was a flying skull in it. Thanks to the decorations left over during Halloween, I had a skull. Thanks to a couple of motorcycles that had to be strapped down in my father’s truck, I had a bungee...
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How I could’ve won a $3000 animation scholarship

When I was a kid (elementary school era), the most marvelous Lego set of all time was released to children with rich parents. This Lego set was called “Lego Studios”, and it was beautiful. It had two sky-scrapers, an awesome back-drop, a dinosaur, a film crew, and the...
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What you make when you have no ideas

This is a non-short. One day my friends and I were hanging out. I brought my parent’s digital camera over and our plan was to shoot a movie. As it was, until much, much later my movies were always made up on the spot. And on this particular...
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Once You Go Fat, You Never Go Back

We all gotta start somewhere, right? Welcome to my ninth-grade introduction to the “video” mode of my parent’s consumer-grade digital camera. Ever since I was ten years old, when I saw the behind-the-scenes featurette for Jurassic Park on the special edition VHS, I wanted to become Steven Spielberg....
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